Definition of a Mary

pronunciation [mair-ee]

1. a soul sister

2. friend you meet and instantly feel like you are home

3. co-worker you sip martinis with after a grueling day at work

4. speed dial #1 whom you phone to tell explicit details of fantastic first date

5. family you choose for yourself

6. therapist

7. girlfriend you can sit with and not need to say anything (because she knows what you're thinking)

8. girlfriend who accepts you as you are (even the ugly parts ladies)

9. she's guaranteed to laugh with you and at you